the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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