The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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