think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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