what day is it and did you see me today?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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