I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
bring money and cleavage
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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