do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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