wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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