you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's no shave November. This is our time.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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