Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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