Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think i have two assholes
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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