some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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