I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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