Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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