Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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