Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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