so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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