who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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