I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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