we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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