Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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