big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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