i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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