I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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