you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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