You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There's always time for handjobs
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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