whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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