Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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