Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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