Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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