You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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