Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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