i always forget guys have bellybuttons
only if we run a train.
done.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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