What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
