No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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