My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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