this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
3pm strippers are depressing
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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