I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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