The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
