I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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