I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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