Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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