I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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