eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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