Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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