Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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