he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need a burrito and a hug.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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