And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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