am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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