Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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