i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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