Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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