Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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