No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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