No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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