I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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